2020 UK deck with politics, coronavirus and other UK references (PG rated)
| Nouns (322) | |
|---|---|
| 2020 | |
| A fair maiden in a tower protectected by a dragon and a moat of fire | |
| A kazoo orchestra | |
| A nice bit of toast | |
| A tall skinny decaff caramel Frappucino(r) to go | |
| A three-year-old wine gum from beneath the sofa | |
| A troupe of penguins doing the "Thriller" dance | |
| A white velvet elvis suit | |
| Accidentally singeing off your eyebrows | |
| All of the above | |
| Amazing hair | |
| Angry bus drivers | |
| Annoying cats | |
| Anti-vaxxers on Facebook | |
| Austerity Measures | |
| Baby | |
| Baby-burping | |
| Bad queue etiquette | |
| Bananas | |
| Barack Obama | |
| Bear Grylls on a boat with wheels | |
| Bearded ladies | |
| Beer | |
| Being banned from the flat earth society group chat | |
| Being dumped | |
| Being middle class | |
| Being obsessed with your iPhone | |
| Being so tired you’ve forgotten how to make a sandwich | |
| Belly button fluff | |
| Big granny pants | |
| Bingo | |
| Bodybuilding Dwarves | |
| Bog snorkelling | |
| Bogeys | |
| Boris Johnson | |
| Bottom | |
| Bouncy castles | |
| Boy scouts | |
| Boys wearing their trousers too low | |
| Bratwurst | |
| Brexit | |
| Brexitmaggedon | |
| Broken taps | |
| Bumfluff | |
| Buttock (singular) | |
| Cages of small hamsters singing the national anthem | |
| Camper vans | |
| Camping in 16 ft of mud | |
| Caravanning | |
| Catfights | |
| Cavemen | |
| Cheese | |
| Cheese rolling | |
| Cheesy Mash | |
| Chest hair | |
| Chopsticks | |
| Christmas | |
| Cling film | |
| Cockroaches | |
| Composting toilets | |
| Contortionists | |
| Cookie Monster | |
| Coronavirus | |
| Crab sticks | |
| Cup of Tea | |
| Cup of tea and a sit down | |
| Cute kittens on youtube | |
| Dabbing | |
| Daleks in tower blocks without lifts or ramps | |
| Danger-Mouse | |
| Dangly Bits | |
| Disco pants | |
| Distinguishing between different types of poo | |
| Dodgy fried chicken shops | |
| Doggy bags | |
| Donald Trump | |
| Donkey | |
| Drag queens | |
| Dribble | |
| Embarassing mums | |
| Everyone but me | |
| Everything | |
| Evil dictators | |
| Extinction | |
| Extreme ironing | |
| Fake “Fake news” | |
| Falling asleep into a bowl of custard | |
| Family holidays | |
| Farting | |
| Finding the word poo hilarious | |
| Fish | |
| Fishnet tights | |
| Flatulence | |
| Fluff | |
| France | |
| Frolicking | |
| Full English breakfast | |
| Getting 31 parking tickets in one day | |
| Getting married | |
| Gin & Tonic | |
| Gizzards | |
| Gloves on elastic | |
| Goat | |
| Going commando | |
| Going for a curry | |
| Google taking over the world | |
| Goths | |
| Gravity | |
| Gurning | |
| Guyliner | |
| Haggis | |
| Happiness | |
| Haribo | |
| Harry Potter | |
| Heaven | |
| Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II | |
| Herds of wildebeasts sweeping majestically through the valley | |
| Hermaphrodites | |
| Hobbit Feet | |
| Home-schooling | |
| Humourous biscuit tins | |
| Ikea Furniture | |
| Ikea's never ending infinity loops | |
| Imaginary Friends | |
| Ironing | |
| Jedi Masters | |
| Jedi Training | |
| Jeggings | |
| Jelly babies | |
| Jeremy Clarkson | |
| Jeremy Corbyn | |
| Juggling balls | |
| Jugs | |
| Karaoke booths | |
| Kebab | |
| Kermit the Frog | |
| Kilts | |
| Kittens | |
| Knee-length white socks | |
| Knickers | |
| Knitting | |
| Lady Gaga | |
| Lard | |
| Last night | |
| Laying an egg | |
| Leg waxing | |
| Leiderhosen | |
| Lice | |
| Little Yappy Dogs | |
| Local weathermen | |
| Lockdown hair cut breakdowns | |
| Londoners | |
| Magnetic sheep | |
| Male ballerinas (in tights) | |
| Mankini | |
| Marmite | |
| Marriage | |
| Mary Poppins | |
| Me | |
| Men | |
| Men in eyeliner | |
| Middle age | |
| Middle-aged spread | |
| Minecraft | |
| Misplaced Apostrophe's | |
| Mole | |
| Monday mornings | |
| Monkey | |
| Monkey Magic | |
| Moonwalking | |
| Moose | |
| Mormons | |
| Mother Theresa | |
| Moustaches | |
| Mr Tumble | |
| Mullet | |
| My father | |
| My friends | |
| My job | |
| My pants | |
| My toilet paper stockpile | |
| Nincompoops | |
| Noah | |
| None of the above | |
| Nothing | |
| Nuns | |
| Old ladies sniggering over knickers | |
| Olympic gymnasts | |
| Omni-shambles | |
| One Way systems | |
| One bus every four days | |
| Outy belly buttons | |
| Over-fed gerbils | |
| Overdoing the Calpol | |
| Overfed hamsters | |
| Oversharing | |
| Passive aggressive post it notes | |
| People who can’t take the hint | |
| Perfect People | |
| Picking this card | |
| Picking your nose | |
| Pickled eggs | |
| Pictures of ducks | |
| Pigeons | |
| Playing minecraft for 48 hours straight | |
| Pole vaulting | |
| Policemen | |
| Politics | |
| Poo | |
| Poopascoops | |
| Porcupines | |
| Pork pies | |
| Portaloos | |
| Postman Pat | |
| Power point transitions | |
| Realising your flies are undone while on the monkey bars | |
| Red Wine | |
| Rented penguins | |
| Robot doubles | |
| Rows over Monopoly | |
| Royal Canadian Mounted police | |
| Rugby players' thighs | |
| Saliva | |
| Salsa dancing | |
| Scientologists | |
| Scousers | |
| Septic tanks | |
| Sharp sticks | |
| Shenanigans | |
| Shopping trolleys with dodgy wheels | |
| Skid marks | |
| Slippers | |
| Slugs | |
| Small animals in saunas | |
| Smelly cats | |
| Snogging | |
| Snoring | |
| Snot | |
| Social-distancing | |
| Spam | |
| Spandex | |
| Spider diagrams | |
| Spiderman | |
| Spotted dick | |
| Stag nights | |
| Stinky dads | |
| Stools | |
| Strictly Come Dancing | |
| Strip waxing chest hair | |
| Stuffing a chicken | |
| Sun cream | |
| Sushi | |
| Synchronised swimmers | |
| Teapots | |
| Teenagers on buses | |
| The 8th Dwarf | |
| The Breakfast of Champions | |
| The British | |
| The Church of England | |
| The Daily Mail | |
| The Eiffel Tower | |
| The England Women's Rugby Team | |
| The English | |
| The English Weather | |
| The Germans | |
| The Liberal elite | |
| The Moomins | |
| The NHS | |
| The North | |
| The Pope | |
| The Queen | |
| The Romans | |
| The Silent Majority | |
| The Tory Government | |
| The Welsh | |
| The Wombles | |
| The forces that hold the universe together | |
| The power of Grayskull | |
| The prime minister | |
| The royals | |
| The signs of a logical mind | |
| The universe | |
| The word “cruet” | |
| The world going to hell in a handcart | |
| This game | |
| Thong | |
| Toast | |
| Toddler Logic | |
| Toenail clippings | |
| Tongue piercing | |
| Too many Sourdough starters | |
| Too many minion memes | |
| Too much fake tan | |
| Training a puppy | |
| Treading on lego | |
| Trouser press | |
| Trying not to be racist | |
| Twitter rage | |
| Unicycling while your hair is on fire | |
| Union jack merchandise | |
| Urinating in lifts | |
| Vaseline | |
| Vegans | |
| Vicars | |
| Viking Monk slaves | |
| Vomit | |
| Walking poles | |
| Washing your hands for 20 seconds while singing "Happy Birthday to you (twice) | |
| Watching Frozen 2 three times in one day | |
| Weight lifting | |
| Wetsuits | |
| Whatsapp group chats | |
| Whippets | |
| Wives | |
| Wombat | |
| Women | |
| Y-fronts | |
| Yorkshire | |
| Zoom calls | |
| “Vintage” tat |
| Adjectives (118) | |
|---|---|
| A ... a day keeps the doctor away | |
| Alluring | |
| Amazing | |
| Awesome | |
| Battery powered | |
| Beautiful | |
| Best not mentioned | |
| Beware (the)… | |
| Boring | |
| Bouncy | |
| Brexity | |
| Bulging | |
| By 2050 there’ll be nothing but… | |
| Camp | |
| Cheeky | |
| Cracking | |
| Crunchy | |
| Crusty | |
| Dastardly | |
| Death by... | |
| Death defying | |
| Delicious | |
| Difficult | |
| Embarrassing | |
| Evil | |
| Exhausting | |
| Explosive | |
| Fanciable | |
| Fishy | |
| Fluffy | |
| Foreign | |
| Frisky | |
| Frustrating | |
| Glow in the dark | |
| Good for prodding | |
| Greasy | |
| Hallelujah, it's raining... | |
| Harry Potter and (the)…. | |
| Heroic | |
| Hey, Duggee and the .... Badge | |
| He’s got the whole world in His… | |
| Highly inappropriate | |
| Hilarious | |
| I believe in… | |
| I blew my nose, opened my hanky, and saw ... | |
| I love my | |
| In my neighbourhood Facebook group everyone is always complaining about... | |
| Inevitable | |
| Innuendo-ridden | |
| I’d rather be… | |
| Knobbly | |
| Let there be… | |
| Likely to inflict pain | |
| Loose | |
| Luscious | |
| Mail order | |
| Majestic | |
| Makes you boil with rage | |
| Makes you go weak at the knees | |
| Mass-produced | |
| Moist | |
| More….vicar? | |
| My Britain's got Talent entry will involve... | |
| My other car's a | |
| Never leave the house without your ... | |
| Non existent | |
| Not a good idea | |
| Not worth getting out of bed for | |
| Nothing sucks like a ... | |
| On the 13th day of Christmas my true love sent to me ... | |
| Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived some/a beautiful… | |
| Outdated | |
| Outrageous | |
| Overrated | |
| Painful | |
| Pleasingly eccentric | |
| Pointless | |
| Problematic | |
| Projectile | |
| Repugnant | |
| Repulsive | |
| Sexy | |
| Shocking | |
| Sinister | |
| Slippery | |
| So not worth it | |
| Squishy | |
| Stinky | |
| Strictly Come… | |
| Strokeable | |
| Succulent | |
| Suggestive | |
| Sweaty | |
| Tasty | |
| The Ministry of… | |
| The New Black | |
| The best thing ever | |
| The name of the band I'll start when I have my mid-life crisis | |
| The power of… | |
| The sun has got his ... on | |
| The worst idea in the world | |
| There should be a law against... | |
| There’s only one thing worse than plastic straws and that’s… | |
| Top of my christmas list is... | |
| Toxic | |
| Unbelievable | |
| Unnecessarily hairy | |
| Unnecessary | |
| Useless | |
| What I really want is… | |
| What it all really boils down to | |
| What the world needs now is... | |
| What’s in Room 101 | |
| When I grow up I want to be (a) ... | |
| Wipe-clean | |
| Wobbly | |
| Wonky | |
| Won’t make anyone laugh |
Made by Ross Wintle. Don't blame me for anything.